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My Favorite Quotes
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find
easier ways to do something.
Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Tweek Vs. Craig, 1999
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of
life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
Maurice Maeterlinck (1862 - 1949)
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Art Hoppe
The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its
irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the
public rather than off the public.
Robert F. Kennedy (1925 - 1968),
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough
people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person
you're complaining about.
Lynn Johnston (1947 - ),
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it.
Bernard Bailey